Archive for the 'Student Jokes' Category

What’s so special about this lecture hall photo?

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Tell us what’s so special with a comment below! But don’t look down until YOU find it!

Quick Riddle: Rock’n Roll Music

Rock n Roll Music

Quick Riddle: What is the Total?

1000 What is the Total

Quick Riddle: Playing Chess

Playing Chess

Quick Riddle: How many Fish?

Riddle Me

How to Read More

Lacking motivation to read more? This tip might help… :)

Or you could learn to speed read!
Reading Motivation

School Prank

I am NOT advocating you pull off a prank like this, but I have to admit, this took a lot of dedication and time and is worth sharing – it’s harmless and funny. IF you do pull off a prank like this, share it with me, but PLEASE – consider the environment and safety. There is NO fun in regretting something after-the-fact.
School Prank

Get Better Grades Now Video

Have a look at this fun video…

Big Number

Student Study Tips, College Study Tips

Reading Cartoon

Speed Reading, Reading, Fast Reading, Reading Cartoon

Study Like A Scholar

This is a great message for all students, but also a really cool commercial. Enjoy!

What is 2 times 2?

Several scientists were all posed the following question: “What is 2 X 2 ?”

The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it’s old) and shuffles it back and forth, and finally announces “3.99″.

The physicist consults his technical references, sets up the problem on his computer, and announces “it lies between 3.98 and 4.02″.

The mathematician cogitates for a while, then announces: “I don’t know what the answer is, but I can tell you, an answer exists!”

Philosopher smiles: “But what do you mean by 2 X 2 ?”

The logician replies: “Please define 2 X 2 more precisely.”

The sociologist: “I don’t know, but is was nice talking about it”.

Behavioral Ecologist: “A polygamous mating system”.

Medical Student: “4″

All others looking astonished : “How did you know?”

Medical Student : “I memorized it.”

SAT Pressure?

Fun Student Video

With thousands of readers and subscribers to this blog, I get a lot of content contributed – most of it is fantastic, like the fun student video below.

I’m sure it will make you smile regardless of what type of student you are. I love it when students use their creative energy and spirit in positive ways like this. Enjoy and please share it with your friends and family!

Irish Math Test

An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said. “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.”

“Without numbers?” The Irishman says? “Dat is easy.” And proceeds to draw three trees.

“What’s this?” the boss asks.

“Have you ain’t got no brain? Tree and tree plus tree makes 9″ says the Irishman.

“Fair enough,” says the boss. “Here’s your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.”

The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree… “Ere you go.” Continue reading ‘Irish Math Test’

Math Got You Down?

I’m not sure where I got this, but it was so funny, I had to share it with you. Enjoy!
Math, Dear Math, Study Tips Math

US IT Graduates

More and more computer science majors at U.S. colleges are opting not to take programming jobs after they graduate.

Not because they don’t want to work in the computer industry, it’s just that they want to spend a few more years in America before having to move to India.

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

That’s not just funny, it’s a reality – the global landscape is changing very quickly. Are your skills going to be enough to adapt?

Math Test Joke

Little Joe walked into his dad’s study while his dad was working on the computer.

“Dad,” said Joe, “Remember when you told me you’d give me twenty dollars if I passed my math test?”

Dad nodded.

Continue reading ‘Math Test Joke’

Sleep Reading Take 2

I recently posted a funny blog post on sleep reading. This is a follow up to that… I couldn’t resist.

I don’t want this blog to just be serious, I want you to have fun improving your grades, otherwise what’s the point?!?!

Speed Read THIS Book!

As you know, I’m a speed reader and I also teach students how to speed read with my home study video program.

As you increase your reading speed, running out of pages to read becomes a problem – NOT in this case!

Speed Reading, Read Faster

Huge Book - Great For Speed Readers!