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School In 1957 Versus 2007

Things have changed in the last 50 years – especially in schools. Today’s blog post was sent to me by Gavin Buckett, The Gourmet Guardian, Australia’s Food Safety Specialist. Is this really progress?

Scenario: Jack goes rabbit shooting before school, pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

1957 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s rifle, goes to his car and gets his rifle & chats with Jack about guns.

2007 – School goes into lock down, Star Force called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his ute or gun again. Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957 -Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2007 – Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Continue reading ‘School In 1957 Versus 2007’

Have Fun Getting Better Grades

Life is too short to be too serious. Every once in a while you have to just let loose and have some fun. Here are a few funny student jokes for you to give you a pattern interrupt while you’re studying. They were supplied by Andrew Powell in Montreal, Canada.

Student Joke #1  – The Computer Science Student And The Bike

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