Have Fun Getting Better Grades

Life is too short to be too serious. Every once in a while you have to just let loose and have some fun. Here are a few funny student jokes for you to give you a pattern interrupt while you’re studying. They were supplied by Andrew Powell in Montreal, Canada.

Student Joke #1  – The Computer Science Student And The Bike

Two male computer science students met on campus one day. The first student called out to the other, “Hey. Nice bike! Where did you get it?”
“Well,” replied the second student, “I was walking to class the other day, when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all off her clothes, and says, ‘You can have ANYTHING you want’.”

“Good choice.” said the first computer science student. “Her clothes wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”

Student Joke #2 – The Computer Science Student and the Talking Frog

A computer science student  happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, “I’m really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I’ll stay with you for a week”. The computer science student shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog says “OK, OK, if you kiss me, I’ll give you great sex for a week”. The computer science student nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.

A few minutes later, “Turn me back into a princess and I’ll give you great sex for a whole year!”. The computer science student smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says, “What’s wrong with you? I’ve promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won’t even kiss a frog?”

“I’m a computer science student,” he replies. “I don’t have time for sex…. But a talking frog is pretty neat.”

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